Frogman’s ballad

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once.

I’ve seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs, I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock.

I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter-pusher around.

I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin, tootin, shooting, parachuting, demolition double cap crimping Frogman.

There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.

Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.

Drove all kinds of trucks, 2x’, 4x’, 6x’, even those big motherfuckers that bend and go tssss tsssss when you step on the brakes.

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards.

I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy SEAL Diver.

I’ll wine, dine, intertwine and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done.

So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump because this Frogman has been there, done that and is going back for more.

 

Pentru ca mi-a placut Lone Survivor.   🙂

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